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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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