Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.