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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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