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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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