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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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