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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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