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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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