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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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