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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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