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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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