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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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