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Pet death
My
father-in-law
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
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eaten by
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random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍
a tiger 🐯
a hippo 🦛
a lion 🦁
a hyena 🐺
a bear 🐻
a lynx 😺
a velociraptor 🦖
a warthog 🐗
a bull 🐮
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