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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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