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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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