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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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