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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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