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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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