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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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