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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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