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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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