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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Voldemort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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