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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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