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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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