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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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