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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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