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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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