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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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