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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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