Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.