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Pet death
My
father-in-law
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Rex
eaten by
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a velociraptor 🦖
a turkey 🦃
a wild boar 🐗
a cheetah 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
a bull 🐮
a tiger 🐯
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