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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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