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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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