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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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