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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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