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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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