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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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