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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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