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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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