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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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