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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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