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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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