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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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