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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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