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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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