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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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