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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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