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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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