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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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