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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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