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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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