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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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