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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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