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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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