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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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