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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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