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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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