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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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