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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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