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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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