Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.